suckmyphallus:

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

suckmyphallus:

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

(via liveyourlife297)

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via oswinoswaldappreciationlife)

elpollodelamuerte:

always-tuesdays:

itsa-me-amelie:

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

this must look so confusing to non-germans though but this actually is a german fairytale where like all these animals escape from their evil owners and travel to a city in germany to become musicians but end up beating up bad guys and taking their mansion by standing on top of each other and looking scaryso uhm thats the story behind that one haha

Plot Twist

That actually made it way more confusing.

elpollodelamuerte:

always-tuesdays:

itsa-me-amelie:

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

this must look so confusing to non-germans though but this actually is a german fairytale

where like all these animals escape from their evil owners and travel to a city in germany to become musicians but end up beating up bad guys and taking their mansion by standing on top of each other and looking scary

so uhm thats the story behind that one haha

Plot Twist

That actually made it way more confusing.

(via looblintodooblin)

jackhawksmoor:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD

image

HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

(via seacilpunk)

my-little-underground:

chocolate-covered-chaos:

Ikea Monkey Oil on Canvas

I want a formal living room just so I can hang this on the wall above the fireplace.

my-little-underground:

chocolate-covered-chaos:

Ikea Monkey
Oil on Canvas

I want a formal living room just so I can hang this on the wall above the fireplace.

(via seacilpunk)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(via oswinoswaldappreciationlife)

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

(via liveyourlife297)

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via pau1y)

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

(via thetesseract)

genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

(via breadprincess)

end0skeletal:

In case you’re having a bad day, here are some animals being idiots.

(via 25 Pets Who Don’t Understand How Furniture Works)

(via bagginswatson)